doyourwardance:

oh, you

(Source: martymcphly)

tylenold:

it’s not you’re* or your*. it’s all Mine. everything is Mine

trillow:

i love japen. im always watching animey and reading the mango

badtvblog:

Great Gatsby captioned exactly how it happened.

antonioborelli:

WHY DO WE EVEN HAVE GENDERED DEODORANTS IF IM A GROWN ASS MAN AND I WANT TO SMELL LIKE COCOA BUTTER KISS THEN I FUCKIN WILL

badgirlswearchanel:

hailldope:

The leg kick before a female starts to twerk symbolizes the shackles of 400 years of slavery and oppression being broken. God bless America”

LMAOOOO

(Source: beyonstiles)

(Source: wherondaled)

almondskeyes:

“We’ve never had a female President in this country, which I find stunning” - Hari Kondabolu 

LOL. THANK YOU.

(Source: dirtylies-myregards)

thorinsexenshield:

tea-inthetardis:

bugsinricepudding:

i’m looking for a romantic way to say i hope you think about me when you masturbate sometimes

In the deepest, calmest hours of the night when you have naught but your own company, I hope my image fills you with bliss.

Wow.